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buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

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seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

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ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

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dating advice?

Anonymous

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

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you're my salvation

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I can feel you firing straight into my  h     e     a     r     t.

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aliens if ur out there beam me up

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buckkeybarnes:

Admit it. We’ve all watched slightly questionable movies and tv shows just because our favourite actors were in it for .03 seconds

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oishiiasfuck:

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

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